DRUG TESTING THE PRESIDENT

Is anyone else out there thinking that President Bush should be drug tested for cocaine use?  We drug test almost everyone else, especially those responsible for the lives of others, such as airplane pilots, train engineers, ship captains, and air-traffic controllers.  Certainly no one, especially our president, should be above the law.

When Germany's Minister of Finance recently compared Bush to Hitler, I remembered that many of the Nazi higher-ups had used cocaine themselves.  Thinking about our president, I wondered if he is using it.  He's definitely exhibiting all the classic symptoms, the same ones that those Nazis did‹anger, paranoia, one-sidedness, and an inability to find anything in his heart but the desire for more and more power and control over others.

If he isn't using cocaine, then I must conclude, and I have my Ph.D. in Clinical Psychology, that he is mad, is suffering from paranoid schizophrenia, and is projecting his inner demons out onto the rest of the world.

Either way, coke head or madman, is he the man we want to lead us into our future?...

(© 2002 Eugene Marks)