AND THEN THERE ARE DRUGS

"To fathom Hell or soar angelic, just take a pinch of psychedelic." (Humphry Osmond)

"There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence." (Jeremy S. Anderson)

"Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system." (P. J. O'Rourke)

"All drugs of any interest to any moderately intelligent person in America are now illegal." (Thomas Szasz)

"If God dropped acid, would he see people?" (Steven Wright)

"Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs." (Lily Tomlin)

"Drugs may be the road to nowhere, but at least they're the scenic route." (Author Unknown)

"I've never had a problem with drugs. I've had problems with the police." (Keith Richards)

"In the 1960s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal." (Author Unknown)

"God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust?" (Graffiti)

"Pharmaceutical companies will soon rule the world if we keep letting them believe we are a happy, functional society so long as all the women are on Prozac, all children on Ritalin, and all men on Viagra." (The Quote Garden)

"Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money." (Robin Williams)